Guys… I feel like shit… I haven’t had my shot in over a month because of back order. I want to puke. Fuck.
[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]
[SHOVES YOU INTO BED]
[AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]
[THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]
[SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]
[KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]
[BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]
[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]
[SLAMS THE DOOR]
i thought this was going to be sexual then i read the third line
What if in the middle of the night you went to the bathroom and a spider crawled inside your vagina/anus and laid eggs?