Office by Alex Penny
I'm fucking Batman, bitch.
i wish my thighs were as small as my self esteem ✿◕‿◕✿
If you have tiny thigh, how will you crush head of man like sparrow’s egg between?
(Source: morissey, via bocchanari)
Guys… I feel like shit… I haven’t had my shot in over a month because of back order. I want to puke. Fuck.
[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]
[SHOVES YOU INTO BED]
[AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]
[THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]
[SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]
[KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]
[BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]
[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]
[SLAMS THE DOOR]i thought this was going to be sexual then i read the third line
(via camiferd)
Since starting hormones and having my body fat redistribute, I realized that I truly have NO ASS and it even hurts to sit sometimes.
Pre-transition > Pre-T
Four Months on T > Now (Almost five)
It’s amazing
What if in the middle of the night you went to the bathroom and a spider crawled inside your vagina/anus and laid eggs?
im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
(Source: circumcisions, via jameson-anthony)
(Source: sex-l0veandbacon, via kjo3490)
