Fuck the dumb shit

I'm fucking Batman, bitch.

September 23, 2013 4:21 pm July 2, 2013 6:52 pm

bethedoitsu:

illustry1120:

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one.

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He’s never gonna give you Up.

Get out.

(via soleil-et-sourires)

April 14, 2013 9:04 pm

lpd-says-fuck-you:

anorecsya:

i wish my thighs were as small as my self esteem ✿◕‿◕✿

If you have tiny thigh, how will you crush head of man like sparrow’s egg between?

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(Source: morissey, via tsudere-santa-senpai)

8:26 pm

Guys… I feel like shit… I haven’t had my shot in over a month because of back order. I want to puke. Fuck.

April 2, 2013 2:07 pm

torintitious:

scuzzmutt:

[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]
[SHOVES YOU INTO BED]
[AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]
[THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]
[SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]
[KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]
[BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]
[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]
[SLAMS THE DOOR]

i thought this was going to be sexual then i read the third line

(via carniferd)

2:04 pm

misanthropicqueer:

Since starting hormones and having my body fat redistribute, I realized that I truly have NO ASS and it even hurts to sit sometimes.

April 1, 2013 10:55 pm
Pre-transition > Pre-T
Four Months on T > Now (Almost five) 

It’s amazing

Pre-transition > Pre-T

Four Months on T > Now (Almost five) 

It’s amazing

March 31, 2013 10:11 pm

What if in the middle of the night you went to the bathroom and a spider crawled inside your vagina/anus and laid eggs?

March 30, 2013 11:30 pm

internetexplorers:

multipack:

fun fact: i hate u

this fact isnt fun at all

That’s not a fact

(Source: ihaveremade, via satan-in-a-v-neck)

March 29, 2013 12:53 pm 12:14 pm

textpots:

im so naturally funny because my life is a joke

(Source: gay8, via jameson-anthony)

11:58 am
niknak79:

Baby going through tunnel

niknak79:

Baby going through tunnel

(via x3nomorph)

11:58 am 11:58 am 11:57 am
  • normal people: one episode per night
  • me: one season per night